Odds and Ins

There are odds and there are ins.

The odds of getting attacked by a shark are 300,000,000 to 1.

But don't you scan the waters in the ocean before you jump in?

The odds of getting hit by lightning are 10,000,000 to 1.

But you never stand under a tree during a storm, do you?

The odds of getting hit by a falling coconut are 250,000, 000 to 1.

But you always walk around a coconut tree, right?

What are the odds of you writing your life story, being successful, and living happily ever after?

100% IN your favor.

Go do it.